: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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