I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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