All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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