i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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