Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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