Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
vagina is talking i cant
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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