Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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