They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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