in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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