I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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