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(404): View more from Georgia

Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.

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(404): View more from Georgia

don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.

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(613): View more from Ontario

My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?

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(224): View more from Illinois

update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol

(651): View more from Minnesota

Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?

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