Where did you get a picture of my penis
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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