i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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