Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
