Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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