p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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