remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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