We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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