We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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