i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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