well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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