Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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