let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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