Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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