do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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