READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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