Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
don't judge my taste in strippers
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
my liver is dry heaving
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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