Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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