so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
just tell him i said nine months
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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