i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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