While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
