You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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