And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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