Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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