Whod you bang
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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