he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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