turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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