Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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