all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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