Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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