How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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