I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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