is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i love accidental penises.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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