U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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