At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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