It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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