My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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