That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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