he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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