So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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