And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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