i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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