You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
there is glitter all over my balls
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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