so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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