Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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