I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you win again, gameday.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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